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Mudball

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To further clarify my previous statement and taking board orientation out of the equation

If the bishop is really a knight in Bishop’s clothing

In his current position he does not check the Queen

However , assuming it is his go , if he moves 2 squares towards the Queen and 1 square left, he will then indeed be in a Check position and safe from being taken by the Queen

Apologies to @Foxholer for the layman’s terms used in this explanation 👍😂
As the member of the diversity brigade... i find it offensive that there is very poor representation of non-Christians priests on a chess board.. So i recommend that the knight be and rook be replaced by other religious representatives. Or indeed the Bishop be replaced by a non-religious Pastafarian or Scientologist.

And while we are it, why is the Bishop assumed to be a 'male'. A non-binary option should be considered.

Credit where Credit is due.. i can see the board is fairly diverse as it has 50:50 split of white and black pieces
 

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.

The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”

The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”

The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”

The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.

So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”

The man is relieved to no end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.​






But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk. :p



 

SocketRocket

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What a waste of time that was🙄
Got a job hunting crocodiles for a company that sells croc handbags and shoes.

Everyone I caught didn't wear shoes or carry a handbag 🤔
 
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