My son came home and said, "Dad, I've been awarded the Leslie Nielson trophy at school"
I said, "What's that?"
He said, "it's a large building full of children, but that's not important right now"
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people?! I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 17) morning from Marbella and will fly to Gibraltar where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht in the harbour for lunch!
Then we’ll do a flight to Puerto Banus returning for dinner.
If interested please pm us.
I was putting petrol in my car and, without realising it, some petrol spilled onto my sleeve.
Whilst driving down the road, I lit a ciggy and my sleeve caught fire!
I put my arm out of the window, to put the flames out, and the next thing I knew I was being arrested.