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I read that when it's raining in Sweden you have to put your headlights on by law.
How the hell do I know if it's raining in Sweden?
How the hell do I know if it's raining in Sweden?
Laughter - the best medicine
- Thread starter yandabrown
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My son came home and said, "Dad, I've been awarded the Leslie Nielson trophy at school"
I said, "What's that?"
He said, "it's a large building full of children, but that's not important right now"
I said, "What's that?"
He said, "it's a large building full of children, but that's not important right now"
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Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people?! I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 17) morning from Marbella and will fly to Gibraltar where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht in the harbour for lunch!
Then we’ll do a flight to Puerto Banus returning for dinner.
If interested please pm us.
Then we’ll do a flight to Puerto Banus returning for dinner.
If interested please pm us.
Damn! I've got the helicopter but no yacht. 
Damn! I've got the helicopter but no yacht.
Mate of mine got a job painting social distancing marks on pavements.
Say what you will about Martin, but you know where you stand with him...
Say what you will about Martin, but you know where you stand with him...
I was putting petrol in my car and, without realising it, some petrol spilled onto my sleeve.
Whilst driving down the road, I lit a ciggy and my sleeve caught fire!
I put my arm out of the window, to put the flames out, and the next thing I knew I was being arrested.
Possession of a fire arm!
Whilst driving down the road, I lit a ciggy and my sleeve caught fire!
I put my arm out of the window, to put the flames out, and the next thing I knew I was being arrested.
Possession of a fire arm!