Laughter - the best medicine

rulefan

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Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter, flight for 4 people?! I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (October 17) morning from Marbella and will fly to Gibraltar where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht in the harbour for lunch!
Then we’ll do a flight to Puerto Banus returning for dinner.
If interested please pm us.
 

Slime

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I was putting petrol in my car and, without realising it, some petrol spilled onto my sleeve.
Whilst driving down the road, I lit a ciggy and my sleeve caught fire!
I put my arm out of the window, to put the flames out, and the next thing I knew I was being arrested.






Possession of a fire arm!
 
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