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THE TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.”


Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”


Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: "Eventually.”


Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”


Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass.”


Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?”
Caddy: "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf.”


Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day.”


Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on.”
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”


And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old.”
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
 
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THE TEN BEST CADDY RESPONSES

Number :10
Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"


Number : 9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.”


Number : 8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddy: "Yes . . . You miss the ball much closer now.”


Number : 7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddy: "Eventually.”


Number : 6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: "I don't think so . . .That would be too much of a coincidence.”


Number : 5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass.”


Number : 4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?”
Caddy: "It's very good - personally, I prefer golf.”


Number : 3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day.”


Number : 2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on.”
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”


And the Number : 1 . . . . Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old.”
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
It's a funny old game
Aye sir, but it was nae meant to be...
 
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