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    For the poets out there on Valentines

    Come on then lets have the best verse you added to a valentines card, the 'Roses are red...' kind of thing.

    Violets are Blue
    Roses are Red
    Take off your clothes
    and take me to bed
    If you've been smoking something you shouldn't and you see something that walks like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, then it's probably a dog or a bag of peas.

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    If the DNA test proves you're my Sister
    I'll stop sleeping with you!

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    I am a Poet ....but I do not know it.

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Roses are Red-ish
    Violets are Blue-ish
    If it wasn't for Jesus
    We'd all be Jewish.

    Not very romantic, but the only roses are red i can remember and wont get me an infraction.
    Owner of golf clubs, dusty golf clubs...

    Talks a lot of sense on twitter @scottroots

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I'm off to the range
    you'll think of something to do

    valentines day is a waste of time!
    spray it about a bit and can't putt 🇿🇦

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Aardvarks are a sort of muddy brown colour....
    Callaway clubs in a Callaway bag.

    Handicap 7.8 at Whipsnade Park

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    You might be a King or a Little Street Sweeper but sooner or later you dance with The Reaper...

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Oh my Luv is Like a red Red Rose
    That's newly...

    damn - just googled it and some guy called Burns has already done it
    to infinity and beyond...

    ...well from 10.0 to 9.4 this year would be nice.

    And last medal of the year (Oct) saw me play to handicap but CSS was +1 so that was me down 0.2 from 8.3 to 8.1

    Job done

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    LP is red
    paddy is white,
    Tashy is blue,
    white rhymes with alrite.

    ooooh I was close to an infraction there 😂

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Quote Originally Posted by Tashyboy View Post
    LP is red
    paddy is white,
    Tashy is blue,
    white rhymes with alrite.

    ooooh I was close to an infraction there 😂
    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Without Sheikh Mansour
    You would be in league 2

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    Re: For the poets out there on Valentines

    Quote Originally Posted by Liverpoolphil View Post
    Roses are red
    City are blue
    Without Sheikh Mansour
    You would be in league 2
    😂😂😂

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