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    Male logic — flawless

    This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please note that she asks five or six questions which he answered quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering only one question. l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there.

    Woman: Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes.

    Woman: How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about three.

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: £5..00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!).

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs £5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at £450. In one year, it would be approximately £5400 correct?

    Man: Correct.

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend £5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at £108,000 correct?

    Man: Correct.

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?



    Man: Do you drink beer?

    Woman: No.




    Man: Where is your airplane?
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    Re: male logic

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    Re: male logic

    Duck asks barman if he has any bread

    Barman says no!

    Duck asks barman if he has any bread

    Barman says no!

    Duck asks barman if he has any bread

    Barman says no!

    Duck asks barman if he has any bread

    Barman says if you ask me for bread again I wil nail your beak to the bar door!

    Duck asks Barman if he has any nails.

    Barman says No!

    Duck asks barman if he has any Bread!
    Play it cool Trigger!

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    Love em, keep them coming!

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    Re: male logic

    A man buys a budgie but gets sick of it continually saying ''I might be small, but I'm hard as ****''.
    After a few days he buys a kestrel and slips it into the cage before going to bed.
    The next morning he finds the kestrel dead at the bottom of the cage, he looks at the budgie who simply says ''I told you, I might be small, but I'm hard as ****''
    The bloke is so wound up that he pops out to buy a sparrow hawk.
    That night he puts it in the cage and goes to bed.
    The following morning the hawk is lying mutilated at the bottom of the cage.
    The budgie says ''I told you, I might be small, but I'm hard as ****''
    The guy's had enough and immediately heads off to the Scottish Highlands.
    A few days later he arrives back and smuggles a golden eagle into the house. On his way up to bed he slips the eagle into the cage and heads upstairs wearing a smug grin on his face.
    The following morning he goes downstairs to view the carnage.
    He finds his budgie on it's perch with absolutely no feathers with the golden eagle lying dead on the cage floor.
    The man stares unbelievingly at the budgie, who looks straight back and says,

    ''I had to take my bloody coat off for that *******!''
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    Re: male logic

    Quote Originally Posted by Slime View Post
    A man buys a budgie but gets sick of it continually saying ''I might be small, but I'm hard as ****''.
    After a few days he buys a kestrel and slips it into the cage before going to bed.
    The next morning he finds the kestrel dead at the bottom of the cage, he looks at the budgie who simply says ''I told you, I might be small, but I'm hard as ****''
    The bloke is so wound up that he pops out to buy a sparrow hawk.
    That night he puts it in the cage and goes to bed.
    The following morning the hawk is lying mutilated at the bottom of the cage.
    The budgie says ''I told you, I might be small, but I'm hard as ****''
    The guy's had enough and immediately heads off to the Scottish Highlands.
    A few days later he arrives back and smuggles a golden eagle into the house. On his way up to bed he slips the eagle into the cage and heads upstairs wearing a smug grin on his face.
    The following morning he goes downstairs to view the carnage.
    He finds his budgie on it's perch with absolutely no feathers with the golden eagle lying dead on the cage floor.
    The man stares unbelievingly at the budgie, who looks straight back and says,

    ''I had to take my bloody coat off for that *******!''
    Like that one
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    Re: male logic

    There are two theories about arguing with women...

    Neither one works.
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