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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by ScienceBoy
    "Oh gosh darns it" is literally my cathchphrase

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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    People should control their temper when out on the course, as these stories show.

    http://www.snopes.com/sports/golf/shafted.asp


    Same outcome but different topic, I've never forgotten this story since reading it

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/golftee.asp
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by londonlewis View Post
    People should control their temper when out on the course, as these stories show.

    http://www.snopes.com/sports/golf/shafted.asp


    Same outcome but different topic, I've never forgotten this story since reading it

    http://www.snopes.com/horrors/poison/golftee.asp
    IN regard to the last one, a few clubs I've played at put up warning signs around the first tee telling players that the course has been sprayed and not to place tee in theirs mouths.
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    After a badly missed putt, pick up ball, toss it in the air and try to smash it into next county with a baseball stroke. Miss. Sheepishly pick it up again and walk on to next hole....
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by backwoodsman View Post
    After a badly missed putt, pick up ball, toss it in the air and try to smash it into next county with a baseball stroke. Miss. Sheepishly pick it up again and walk on to next hole....
    I used to do that a lot with regular success. Always aimed somewhere safe as the ball flies off like a bullet. Stopped doing it after I toe ended one onto another green one time and people were putting out. That's when I changed to just throwing it into the bushes. I always blame the ball, especially after a run of bad holes and sometimes just give the 'defective´ ball to one of my oppos.
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by srixon 1 View Post
    I used to do that a lot with regular success. Always aimed somewhere safe as the ball flies off like a bullet. Stopped doing it after I toe ended one onto another green one time and people were putting out. That's when I changed to just throwing it into the bushes. I always blame the ball, especially after a run of bad holes and sometimes just give the 'defective´ ball to one of my oppos.
    There's no way I'd ever throw a ball I'd paid for into the bushes. It's heartbreaking enough when you lose one in normal play!
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Combination of random Swearing and inanimate objects mixed in with some self loathful comments about taking up fishing
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by Orikoru View Post
    There's no way I'd ever throw a ball I'd paid for into the bushes. It's heartbreaking enough when you lose one in normal play!
    It's only a bit of plastic. Yes, it hurts when you lose a new ball but when I lose a ball the penalty shots to my score hurts more.

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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by srixon 1 View Post
    It's only a bit of plastic. Yes, it hurts when you lose a new ball but when I lose a ball the penalty shots to my score hurts more.
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    Re: How do you vent? Garcia Style or....

    Quote Originally Posted by srixon 1 View Post
    It's only a bit of plastic. Yes, it hurts when you lose a new ball but when I lose a ball the penalty shots to my score hurts more.
    Would you pull a £2 coin out of your pocket and lob that into the bushes?
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