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    Edinburgh fringe festival

    The BBC have done a story in which it has printed the top 10 jokes from the up and coming comedians. I honestly have heard better one liners at a wake.
    How some of this drivel can be classed as humour is beyond me.

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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Its curtains for the fringe festival ever since they introduced mandatory hair cuts for performers....
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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Quote Originally Posted by ScienceBoy View Post
    Its curtains for the fringe festival ever since they introduced mandatory hair cuts for performers....
    If it hadn't been for the invention of Venetian blinds, it would have be curtains for everyone.
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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Quote Originally Posted by williamalex1 View Post
    If it hadn't been for the invention of Venetian blinds, it would have be curtains for everyone.
    Stay in the West

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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Tim Vine is the master of the one liner and is usually in the top gag line up. If you ever get the chance to see him then do it. Very, very funny. Flag hippos and pen behind the ear are just surreal bits of entertainment.

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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Quote Originally Posted by rosecott View Post
    Stay in the West
    Yes, West is best, I hope everything's Rosie down south sunny Jim
    Last edited by williamalex1; 11-Aug-2017 at 20:58.
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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Quote Originally Posted by williamalex1 View Post
    Yes, West is best, I hope everything's Rosie down south sunny Jim
    Friday evening - shiraz rules.

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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Quote Originally Posted by rosecott View Post
    Friday evening - shiraz rules.
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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    I see Alex Salmond's 15 shows are sold out and they are looking for additional venues/space to satisfy demand.
    I would imagine 'uncut Salmond' would be pretty witty and interesting.

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    Re: Edinburgh fringe festival

    Quote Originally Posted by Doon frae Troon View Post
    I see Alex Salmond's 15 shows are sold out and they are looking for additional venues/space to satisfy demand.
    I would imagine 'uncut Salmond' would be pretty witty and interesting.
    Hes been practicing long enough.

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