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    Q-School Graduate Pathetic Shark's Avatar
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    Swearing on a golf course

    Just seen this headline about Adele.

    "Potty-mouthed Adele reclaims her swearing crown at Wembley gig with record 44 f***s, seven s***s, an a***, a p***, a d*** and a b*****d"

    To some people, that's a normal 18 holes. Any advance on that?
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    Quote Originally Posted by Pathetic Shark View Post
    Just seen this headline about Adele.

    "Potty-mouthed Adele reclaims her swearing crown at Wembley gig with record 44 f***s, seven s***s, an a***, a p***, a d*** and a b*****d"

    To some people, that's a normal 18 holes. Any advance on that?
    Probably, i'll keep a tally next saturday
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    Unfortunately that is my vice, I play with ex pit lads and they could teach Adele one or two new ones. It is kept to a minimum until the odd poor shot or putt comes out then Lordy Lordy.

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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    what's the four letter one that starts with a p?

    p***?
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    Quote Originally Posted by Pathetic Shark View Post
    Just seen this headline about Adele.

    "Potty-mouthed Adele reclaims her swearing crown at Wembley gig with record 44 f***s, seven s***s, an a***, a p***, a d*** and a b*****d"

    To some people, that's a normal 18 holes. Any advance on that?
    18? I could beat that in 9!

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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    Millwall away. End.
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    Any self respecting Irishman.
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    Thank goodness for that. I thought there was going to be a suggestion that I shouldn't swear on the course as well as not being allowed to sit at the halfway hut eating a bacon sarnie in a competition with my cap on....
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    guy I played with last broke the record for most times saying c*** on a single hole

    in the double figures
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    Re: Swearing on a golf course

    I had never heard my Dad swear until I started playing golf with him.

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