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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    As much as it pains me to say it, for once I agree with you
    Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat?
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDee View Post
    Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat?
    No mate. I just find the vast majority of them cringeworthy
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    No mate. I just find the vast majority of them cringeworthy
    Yes agreed, most are - but there's the odd gem to be dug up surely...👍

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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Once asked a guy how he had played and he said "I think I've left them a bit of grass to play on" which I thought was quite good.
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    I knew a guy who referred to his "leather wedge" ... his golf shoe for an occasional surreptitious kick out of the rough. 😳

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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDee View Post
    Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat?
    there is a limit to how many times I can hear a topped shot desribed as a sally gunnel or its many variants.
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Always liked The Mick Jagger.


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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    The step sister- in the hole but you are not proud of it. When a 2/3 footer goes round the rim and drops
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

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    its the sister in law one that would get in real trouble (isnt it always lol)
    Indeed! And there are many others of a similar 'blue' hue!
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    The Dennis Wise - Nasty 5 footer.
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