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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    As much as it pains me to say it, for once I agree with you
    Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat?
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDee View Post
    Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat?
    No mate. I just find the vast majority of them cringeworthy
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    No mate. I just find the vast majority of them cringeworthy
    Yes agreed, most are - but there's the odd gem to be dug up surely...👍

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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Once asked a guy how he had played and he said "I think I've left them a bit of grass to play on" which I thought was quite good.
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    I knew a guy who referred to his "leather wedge" ... his golf shoe for an occasional surreptitious kick out of the rough. 😳

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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyDee View Post
    Does this topic open some old scars from a time long gone by or summat?
    there is a limit to how many times I can hear a topped shot desribed as a sally gunnel or its many variants.
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Always liked The Mick Jagger.


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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    The step sister- in the hole but you are not proud of it. When a 2/3 footer goes round the rim and drops
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    Quote Originally Posted by fundy View Post
    its the sister in law one that would get in real trouble (isnt it always lol)
    Indeed! And there are many others of a similar 'blue' hue!
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    Re: Golfing "Bon mots"

    The Dennis Wise - Nasty 5 footer.
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