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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheFragger View Post
    If you keep giving me feeder lines I'll take em

    Tried Veet? Or do you feel you would lose your identity 
    Have you read the Veet review on the Amazon website.... seriously, you will absolutely wet yourself with laughter - which isn't a bad thing if you want to know if your kidley is working ok.

    The review titled "A warning from across the pond."
    Last edited by Hobbit; 19-May-2017 at 15:26.
    Give it big humpties

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
    Have you read the Veet review on the Amazon website.... seriously, you will absolutely wet yourself with laughter - which isn't a bad thing if you want to know if your kidley is working ok.
    Is that his Kidley Widley.....😜
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Phil, after more than 100 years scientists have discovered the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water,
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Sympathy, pfft, you'll find it between **** and syphilis in the dictionary

    and....I'm going to overtake you this week in the Fantasy League, you got some salt to rub in them there wounds gamer.gif


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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Euro an twenty cents a pint sat in these. ( me lovely blue crocs) Heaven. Only the golf monthly site dont know its 2017 so any thing over half a kb cannot be downloaded.

    On a positive note i won the benidorm monthly medal last night on the crazy golf with the windmill playing particularly tough with a wind over the left shoulder. Ma Pa and missis t were clearly pissed off as hours on the puttimg green clearly paid off. Card was signed so expecting a hcap cut. 👍Y
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheFragger View Post
    I started to get suicidal thoughts so stopped
    Hard suicide or soft suicide? And what is the cost of No suicide so we can work out if that's a good option or a dire one?

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by Hobbit View Post
    Have you read the Veet review on the Amazon website.... seriously, you will absolutely wet yourself with laughter - which isn't a bad thing if you want to know if your kidley is working ok.

    The review titled "A warning from across the pond."
    I've seen it it's a classic, there is a reason why Veet rhymes with feet

    Moi remaining kidley widley is very happy and has taken up the slack without any problems, so hopefully out home tomorrow's 👍👍
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by PhilTheFragger View Post
    I've seen it it's a classic, there is a reason why Veet rhymes with feet

    Moi remaining kidley widley is very happy and has taken up the slack without any problems, so hopefully out home tomorrow's 
    Does that mean you're taking pee?
    Give it big humpties

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by SocketRocket View Post
    I would like to tell you the one about Denzil Penburthy's Wife doing the splits in the shower but it would definitely lead to a life ban.
    That's a filthy joke, Phil. I would give him an infraction just for mentioning it.
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Typical REMF, after sympathy. Get of your pit I could do with a caddy for Ilfracombe Tuesday. That will stretch the old stitches.

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