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    Global Moderator PhilTheFragger's Avatar
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    Cheer me up guys!

    So
    I've had the operation and feeling very sore and a bit fed up.
    All the political stuff is a big downer,
    So
    Cheer me and everyone else up, jokes, funny stories anything

    Thanks or I'll show you a pic of my catheter
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    You had the operation and woke up afterwards. That's a great start 😁.

    Don't make stuff too funny, you don't want those stitches tearing.

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Why not just catch up on SILH'S Brexit thread - does it for me Phil !
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by chrisd View Post
    Why not just catch up on SILH'S Brexit thread - does it for me Phil !
    I started to get suicidal thoughts so stopped
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Good news
    You've not lost any money to your brother on the golf course this week.....

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Your probably still a better golfer then me :P
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    One positive is you've lost weight!

    From breakfast yesterday. My beautiful (blonde) wife takes a glass out of the cupboard and then fills it with cornflakes..... she then stares at the glass for 10 secs, and says "I've got that wrong haven't I?" I couldn't answer for laughing!
    Give it big humpties

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    P. S. I could share some great jokes with you but you wouldn't see a lot of me on the Forum after that.
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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Good to hear things on the up phil. Can't type for too long as got to go to work as a security officer at a Samsung shop. I am a defender of the galaxy

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    Re: Cheer me up guys!

    Quote Originally Posted by anotherdouble View Post
    Good to hear things on the up phil. Can't type for too long as got to go to work as a security officer at a Samsung shop. I am a defender of the galaxy
    Brilliant!

    I've just shared that with Mrs Hobbit... the clever reply, in a flash, "and on that Note." She didn't even realise how good a reply it was.
    Give it big humpties

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