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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    The four nobs in front of me this afternoon who refused to let me through for the last four holes because "you're a single player and have no standing".

    I thought my reply of "you're nine years out of date on that one and it's nice to know you knew S for Single Player when you obviously missed out R for raking a bunker" was quite apt.

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pathetic Shark View Post
    The four nobs in front of me this afternoon who refused to let me through for the last four holes because "you're a single player and have no standing".

    I thought my reply of "you're nine years out of date on that one and it's nice to know you knew S for Single Player when you obviously missed out R for raking a bunker" was quite apt.
    😂😂love the answer
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Because of my current condition, having to drink about 6 pints of water or soft drinks all day to flush all the toxins through my kidneys to protect them. After 5 weeks of this (with another 3 months to go minimum) it is getting a tad boring. Drinking 6 pints of ale never takes this long

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Mrs mogs. Yet again she has put an 18 inch long scratch down the side of the z4 by driving into a hedge.

    Thanks!

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by murphthemog View Post
    Mrs mogs. Yet again she has put an 18 inch long scratch down the side of the z4 by driving into a hedge.

    Thanks!
    Another reason to never buy a car from ‘one careful lady owner’, not sure such a thing exists.

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  6. #4096

    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    People using 'brought' instead of 'bought' ffs.

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    I'm working right next to the Liverpool FC training ground but it looks like no one is there.
    Would have been good to shout some abuse through the railings
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Beezerk View Post
    I'm working right next to the Liverpool FC training ground but it looks like no one is there.
    Would have been good to shout some abuse through the railings
    There's usually a huge gap through the middle of their two central defenders you can get through. Most Premier League strikers have gotten in that way this season

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pathetic Shark View Post
    There's usually a huge gap through the middle of their two central defenders you can get through. Most Premier League strikers have gotten in that way this season
    Aaah the old Moses and Moses central defence partnership, parted like the red sea
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by murphthemog View Post
    Mrs mogs. Yet again she has put an 18 inch long scratch down the side of the z4 by driving into a hedge.

    Thanks!
    I'll wager she didn't. Have you asked her?
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