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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Orikoru View Post
    People on the tube who lean on the poles that are meant for you to hold onto. Yes, I did want my hand crushed by your sweaty back, ta very much.
    Gosh... That means they must've taken off their daysack…
    Most unusual, these days, for tube users...
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by MegaSteve View Post
    Gosh... That means they must've taken off their daysack…
    Most unusual, these days, for tube users...
    Or just press that against the pole instead!
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by SwingsitlikeHogan View Post
    And on the golf front - well it was yesterday and not today.

    There was me thinking I had my s***k sorted out, and so off I merrily trotted for a few holes yesterday evening. On the last hole I planned to play I joined up with two other lads. I relaxed - and instantly hit successive s***ks

    Of course - taking on board the true meaning of acceptance I immediately dismissed these as aberrations out of character of my new self - and so will go merrily out this evening...for a few s***k-free holes -
    ...and so it came to pass that 7 holes were most successfully navigated s***k free - by absolutely focusing 100% on my new mantra 'solid right, pivot around' Seems to work for me - but as soon as I forget or relax...soooo bleedin' irritating - but that's golf - bleedin' irritating at times.
    to infinity and beyond...

    ...well from 10.0 to 9.4 this year would be nice.

    And last medal of the year (Oct) saw me play to handicap but CSS was +1 so that was me down 0.2 from 8.3 to 8.1

    Job done

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Orikoru View Post
    Or just press that against the pole instead!

    I am sure there is a euphemism in there somewhere ...
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Sniffers on the train. All the way from Southend to fenchurch Street. Every day. Always male, young, and ignorant.
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Daily Telegraph on a mobile phone. You scroll down, it jumps back to the top. You scroll down some more, and it takes you back up again.
    Almost unusable.
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Self important TV presenters who try to add weight to their words by stating "Never before....."
    As opposed to "Never after"?
    A simple "Never" suffices.
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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    This damn invisibility cloak that seems permanently draped over my car......
    Callaway clubs in a Callaway bag.

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Imurg View Post
    This damn invisibility cloak that seems permanently draped over my car......
    I never saw that coming.

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    Re: Random irritations of the day.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pathetic Shark View Post
    I never saw that coming.
    Ba dum tish
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