craigmitchell_qs
enthusiast
Reged: 22/07/2008
Posts: 208
Loc: Wishaw, Scotland
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Following on from the recent threads about Olympic sports which are judged subjectively by potentially biased judges and also a couple of highly entertaining instances of spammers to the forum being rebuffed I propose that the next olympics should include a spammer baiting event!
Had it been included this time around then the results ( in my biased opinion) would be as follows
Honourable mention (well done for trying, but no medal) goes to Madandra for his excellent use of sarcasm regarding Provi cheques.
Bronze Medal - Medwayjon - Reasonable marks for technical merit but a very high score for tenacity under fire.
Silver Medal - Homerjsimpson - A very high score for technical content and judicious use of restraint where required. Scored highly on politeness. A gentlemans performance!
Gold Medal (by a country mile!  ) HTL - his use of finger imagery was masterful, being both simple and elegant but achieving maximum impact. Poetry in Motion. The boy done good.
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What's in my bag?
Hopes, dreams, triumphs and disasters
What's left behind in the Car park?
Work, stress, problems and worries.
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htl
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 18/04/2007
Posts: 1902
Loc: Surrey
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Cheers Craig, However, I cant take the full responsibility for it, I must thank the 12 pints of Pear Cider and my drinking buddies in my victory speech, I would also like to thank the hot weather for the inspiration behind drinking so much! And last of all the green keepers for providing a great golf course for the days exercise / enjoyment.
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In the super sexy Mizuno Aero Frame bag
Wilson Staff Dd6 10 degree
Wilson Staff FwS 3 + 5 wood 15* + 19*
Mizuno CLK Fli Hi 20*
Mizuno MX-200 Irons 5-pw
Mizuno mp T series 53*
Nicklaus Dual Slot 60*
TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spider Putter
Balls = NXT, Px3, Dx2, anything I find.
Playing at http://www.pacheshamgolf.co.uk/
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realgolferuk
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 19/08/2007
Posts: 2921
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Did I make the cut? I need a small prize for not throwing my toys out of the pram.
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Dave
Returned from 5 years of not playing - played off 8-11, now 12 .
Member of the Tommy Armour 845 appreciation society (current membership 2!)
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HomerJSimpson
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 06/08/2007
Posts: 2946
Loc: Bracknell - Berkshire
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I'd just like to thank my wife and family for their support, my baiting coach for his hours of dedication in the preparation of my tirades and to my team mates for their encouragement. It means a lot and I will be doubling my efforts in training now and going for gold next time
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Happy Golfing
Homer
Handicap 13.7
Callaway Big Bertha 460 11 degree
Cleveland Hi Bore XLS 3 wood
Callaway HI bore XLS 5 wood
Cobra DWS Baffler 3 hybrid
Taylor Made Tour Preferred Burner graphite 4-PW
Taylor Made Z TP 52 degree wedge (zip grooves)
Taylor Made Z TP 56 degree wedge (zip grooves)
Taylormade Rossa Itsy Bitsy Spider Putter
Taylormade TMX golf bag (red/white)
Titleist Pro V
www.royalascotgolfclub.co.uk
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