htl
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 18/04/2007
Posts: 1902
Loc: Surrey
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Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV & Radio1:-
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator
'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator
'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3.. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford Crew’
5. US PGA Commentator
'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said:
'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?'
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9.. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie F.anny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
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In the super sexy Mizuno Aero Frame bag
Wilson Staff Dd6 10 degree
Wilson Staff FwS 3 + 5 wood 15* + 19*
Mizuno CLK Fli Hi 20*
Mizuno MX-200 Irons 5-pw
Mizuno mp T series 53*
Nicklaus Dual Slot 60*
TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spider Putter
Balls = NXT, Px3, Dx2, anything I find.
Playing at http://www.pacheshamgolf.co.uk/
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viscount17
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 13/08/2007
Posts: 2613
Loc: Middle Earth,
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12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie F.anny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:
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In any other sport the purchase of new equipment after the age of 50 would be classed a vainglorious gesture; in golf it represents a sensible investment in the future. Michael Parkinson
H'cap 24.5 - gone the wrong way! 
The bag is changing:
Driver: TaylorMade r7 460 reg/Ping G5 10.5 stiff
5-wood: TaylorMade r7 steel
Hybrids: Bayhill Plasma 4i 25*/Ben Sayers M1 2i 17*
Irons: MacGregor M565 forged 3-PW 4.5 Rifles
Wedges: Ben Hogan Apex forged 49* & 54*
Putter: Ping Karsten B60
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htl
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 18/04/2007
Posts: 1902
Loc: Surrey
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'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.
What you reckon viscount? some gems aint there.
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In the super sexy Mizuno Aero Frame bag
Wilson Staff Dd6 10 degree
Wilson Staff FwS 3 + 5 wood 15* + 19*
Mizuno CLK Fli Hi 20*
Mizuno MX-200 Irons 5-pw
Mizuno mp T series 53*
Nicklaus Dual Slot 60*
TaylorMade Rossa Monza Spider Putter
Balls = NXT, Px3, Dx2, anything I find.
Playing at http://www.pacheshamgolf.co.uk/
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keyser_soze
member
Reged: 23/10/2007
Posts: 163
Loc: Fife, spoiled for choice
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In the bag -
Driver - Snake Eyes Z-9 10.5*, Graphalloy Blue
Fairway - Srixon W-403 AD 16* 4 wood
1 Iron - Ping Eye 2 ZZ lite (orange dot 2* flat)
Irons 3-PW - Ping i3 Blade JZ cushin (orange dot)
Wedges - Mizuno MP-T Series Raw Haze 56*, Jaxx 60* lob
Putter - Benross SR3 Viper
Ball - Srixon Z-URS
Playing Handicap - 7, Exact 7.1
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he does not exist.
Keaton always said,"I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
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medwayjon
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 22/08/2007
Posts: 2366
Loc: Chatham, Kent.
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Quality there HTL, everybody loves a bit of crude TV Gold!
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Whats in the sexy Titleist bag???
Titleist 907-D1 Driver 10.5* Stiff Aldila VS-Proto
King Cobra F-Speed LD 3 & 5 Woods
Titleist 755 Irons 4-PW
Mizuno TP series raw haze wedges, 51* 56* & 60*
Taylor Made Rossa Siena 4 Putter
Wilson Staff DX2 Ball / Titleist Pro-V1 Ball
www.princesgolfclub.co.uk
www.gillinghamgolfclub.co.uk
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vig
old hand
Reged: 17/11/2007
Posts: 862
Loc: west yorkshire
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PML !
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in the bag
Mizuno MP600 10.5* (fuji stiff)
Mizuno MP57 3-pw (nippon stiff)
TM R7 3 wood (looking to change)
Wedges, Calloway X tour vintage 52*, 56*, 60* (looking to change)
Putters: Rife 2 bar hybrid, Mizuno Bettinardi CO6
Griplock cart bag. Adams stand bag
Ball: pro v1
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andiritchie
addict
Reged: 13/05/2008
Posts: 686
Loc: wigan
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quailty!!
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Whats in my bag
cobra speed pro s 8.5 fujikura speeder x flex
titleist 906f4 aldila vs proto x flex
ping g10 21deg rescue x stiff pro launch red
titleist 695cb 4-pw 6.5 project x
titleist vokey 52
titleist vokey spin milled 56 and 60
scotty cameron studio stainless newport2.5
bridgestone b330-s
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theeaglehunter
veteran
Reged: 07/01/2008
Posts: 1526
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superb-,I really am laughing out loud- woops I think I just woke everyone up
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In The Bag:
Driver: Taylormade r7 Draw
3 wood: Adams Insight XTD A3
5 wood: Callaway Big Bertha Fusion
Hybrid/utility: Nike Slingshot tour #4 24*
Irons (5-sw): Ping G10
Wedges:Cleveland CG11 BS 60*
Putter: Ping G5i CRAZ-E
Handicap: 18
"If only I could Putt..."
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haplesshacker
old hand
Reged: 18/01/2008
Posts: 1022
Loc: Between Southampton & Portsmou...
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These are all gems. And even though I've seen them before, I can never remember them, so seeing them again is amuzing. Wife doesn't think they're funny though.
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In the bag - for the time being!
Mizzy MX 500 12.5
Mizzy CLK 17
Mizzy CLK 20
Mizzy MX19's (minus 3 iron)
Mizzy MPR Series Black Nickel 52 wedge
Mizzy MPR Series Black Nickel lob wedge 60/09
Oddessy White Hot No7 (Fangs)
Srixon Z-URS
And the latest aquisition - a GoKart
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