smange
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Reged: 24/08/2007
Posts: 195
Loc: Derry
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Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 3-day golf outing.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling,Dave headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the golf resort to play golf, they were shocked to see Dave sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer before the TV, holding his putter!
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go, Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied. "Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows.
Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said,
'Surprise.'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'......SO HERE I AM!"
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Handicap 2009- from 11.9 to 10.3
Handicap target for 2010- 8.4
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RGDave
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 04/03/2009
Posts: 2979
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Are you planning on writing my biography?
 Dave
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Dave (RGuk) Playing W/S woods & Mizuno MX-900 Forged irons. Fisher Falcon (Black insert) putter
H'cap 12
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smange
member
Reged: 24/08/2007
Posts: 195
Loc: Derry
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Quote:
Are you planning on writing my biography?
Dave
Dave, if its true, RESPECT  
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Handicap 2009- from 11.9 to 10.3
Handicap target for 2010- 8.4
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AlexanderAdair
newbie
Reged: 10/06/2009
Posts: 36
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Cracker, haha
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In The Bag...
Nike Sumo II - 9.5 Degree, Diamana shaft.
Hippo hybrid 3 wood. - 15 degree, regular flex.
Mizuno T-Zoid Comp EZ irons.
Nike Forged 48'
Titleist 54' vokey oil can
Nike Sv 60'
Odyssey 2 ball xg SRT. 34"
Pro v-1x/ Srixon AD333
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Ken_A
old hand
Reged: 28/03/2008
Posts: 748
Loc: Armagh, Norn Iron
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hahahahahahahaahaha very good!!!!!
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10.5 G10, TM woods, AP2's, Vokeys and Yes! C groove - Hackin' with 2 double shots.
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