Stop it you lot, you'll have tears running down my face soon! I'm really touched by the generosity.

I've just got off the phone to foremost golf (?) who have taken all my details (only the third time I've been through my entire list of stuff...) and are sending me to a local pro.

Not sure how this will work when he doesn't end up having most of the stuff that I want, but we'll see.

I'll let you know how I get on. You're all lovely!