Police? What are they? They're the ones who spend an entire day dealing with a rudimentary arrest rather than being out on the streets preventing crime?

Short of catching them in the act, they can't/won't do anything about suspected criminal activity. So where's the deterrent? Given how much my gear weighed, it will have taken two or three of them to have got it all over the wall. There's no other sign than the lock of an entry, so they must have been stood on my wall hand-balling it over. I had a good scout around and there wasn't even a dropped tee visible. If no-one saw that, I'm a pro golfer.

It's not a shed, it's a brick outhouse extension. Should be safe in there. So, TV, laptops and iriver last time, golf gear this time - perhaps they'd like to come back and steal my sports trophies or my cat just to make sure they get everything that means something to me.

Neighbourhood watch? My arse.